Ferengi Rules of Aquisition
Rule 001 » Once you have their money, you never give it back.
Rule 002 » The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
Rule 003 » Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
Rule 004 » A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen.
Rule 005 » If you can't break a contract, bend it.
Rule 006 » Never ( Read more... )